A culinary shipwreck – lifeboats recommended!
They say food should be a journey for the senses - but this “meal” was a trip to hell with no return. The spring rolls? A tasteful journey back in time to school days, when we chewed on cardboard boxes out of boredom.
The fried noodles with duck were so well done that they could probably start a second career as insulation material. And if McDonald's had fried its fries in this oil, Ronald McDonald would have kicked the bucket long ago.
But the real low point? The Marco Polo Yam Yam - a dish so far from enjoyable that even Marco Polo would have carried it back to China to apologize. I'm sure his crew would have jumped overboard rather than try a forkful of it.
The only bright spot? The punctuality. Presumably the food fled from the cook out of pure survival instinct. Unfortunately, our digestive tract was less nimble - because now we have diarrhea.
Conclusion: If you want to treat your enemy to a meal, order here. Otherwise, you're better off raiding the fridge or sucking on a stale rice biscuit - that would be a feast in comparison.
Our food had just arrived and it was just horrible! The dishes were labeled incorrectly and it looked really gross. That was definitely the first and last time! Such a waste of money.. We're just sick.. The tiramisu (see picture) was a joke and ended up straight in the trash..👎