Goethe Restaurant in Frankfurt am Main

A culinary shipwreck – lifeboats recommended! They say food should be a journey for the senses - but this “meal” was a trip to hell with no return. The spring rolls? A tasteful journey back in time to school days, when we chewed on cardboard boxes out of boredom. The fried noodles with duck were so well done that they could probably start a second career as insulation material. And if McDonald's had fried its fries in this oil, Ronald McDonald would have kicked the bucket long ago. But the real low point? The Marco Polo Yam Yam - a dish so far from enjoyable that even Marco Polo would have carried it back to China to apologize. I'm sure his crew would have jumped overboard rather than try a forkful of it. The only bright spot? The punctuality. Presumably the food fled from the cook out of pure survival instinct. Unfortunately, our digestive tract was less nimble - because now we have diarrhea. Conclusion: If you want to treat your enemy to a meal, order here. Otherwise, you're better off raiding the fridge or sucking on a stale rice biscuit - that would be a feast in comparison.

Ordered food online, waited for over 2 hours and still no one there, I ordered somewhere else, phone number not given, never again

I ordered a veggie pizza at this hour. Their service was prompt and satisfactory. Will come back should I feel like having a pizza.

The service at Falconi's is friendly and fast. I was traveling with a group, and though we ordered a variety of dishes, they all arrived at the same time, cooked perfectly. Everyone enjoyed their meal. I had the grilled salmon, flaky and easy to eat with just a fork. The edges had a hint of crispness. The potatoes were delicious, and the cream sauce and spinach tasty. The flavors were mild. Reasonably priced food in an elegant setting for a hot, sit-down meal.

Unfriendly waiter with disgusting manners. Afterward: When he heard my (French) friend and me speaking French, he also felt the need to express his worldview: "France? Are all French people the same?" In poor, unpleasantly accented German. Coffee alternatives: Starbucks on the right, Prêt à Manger on the left.