Schweinske Ottensen in Hamburg

Rustic and good. Few employees and still things went well. Thank you for a nice evening and see you another time.... Hmmm! ☀️ 🙂

Best pork bar in Hamburg. Food was very tasty and thank you Mr. Mo for your best service, see you next time 👍👍

The farmer's breakfast was tasteless. That's it for Schweinske.

Very tasty German home cooking, great portions. Huge selection of draft beers. Highly recommended, attentive, friendly service

Very good food, generous portions and affordable price. The service varies greatly depending on the attendant. They are generally happy to answer in English. Something needs to be done about the smell in the bathrooms.

I feel there, almost like I'm at home

It was wonderful. The service was terrific. Thank you very much 😘

I like it there. Nice service team and price/performance, even at this time, completely fine for me.

Delicious food, friendly service, always worth a visit when I'm in Hamburg

I tried two lunch dishes here today for less than ten euros, both were tasty. The normal dishes on the menu are of course a bit richer and nicer, but for less than ten euros there's nothing to complain about. The staff and service were very friendly and attentive, which is what I would want in every restaurant. Unfortunately the coffee doesn't taste that good, so I would recommend a portafilter machine. I think the investment would return within a month.

What should you say? In a small group of 5 colleagues, we had a really great evening with delicious food, a drink or two and a lot of fun. We were able to chat in a relaxed atmosphere and switch off from work. Our waiter (Akin) added the icing on the cake to our magical evening with his funny, fresh and a bit cheeky manner. He greeted us very warmly and warmly with his words, always had a nekish saying for us on his lips and was completely on our wavelength when it came to humor. 😂 He was always present and asked regularly if we still have a wish without annoying. Really bomb. 👍🏼😃 My IQOS was empty, Akin noticed it and immediately asked if he should see if he can recharge her again. No sooner said than done and I was able to enjoy more “inhalation sticks” a short time later. Thanks a million for the help. 🫶🏼 All in all, we enjoyed it so much that we (have to) be repeat offenders next week in order to continue this delightful evening. We are happy. Let's see what happens. 😉

As a training force, we wanted to see whether Schweinske Altona could cope with our chaos - and what should we say? You passed the test with flying colors! 🎉 Akin, our waitress, was not only quicker than our jokes, but also funnier than us! We were so inspired by his positive attitude that we considered poaching him (don't worry, we didn't do it - this time). The food was so good that we seriously considered having a second stomach. All in all: an evening full of laughter, delicious food and the realization that Schweinske is our new favorite address. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 We’ll be back – whether you like it or not!

Great evening. We had a very good waiter Kudos to Akin!

Very tasty food. Price performance is top. Our waiter (Akin) was super friendly, very quick-witted and absolutely competent. It was a successful evening.

“Mmmh!” very tasty, we really liked it again. Again, because we are repeat visitors and if we spend the night in the area as visitors again, then we will like to come by again to have something to eat in memory of our last visit. This time too we were not disappointed and were able to find that the food was very tasty, with consistent quality over the years, and therefore the price-performance ratio was also good. My lumberjack steak (for a reasonable €13) served with herb butter, French fries and coleslaw was delicious in the truest sense of the word. We also had nothing to complain about in terms of the ambience and service. Therefore, our 100% recommendation and we will come back when we are in Hamburg again.

Great restaurant, very tasty food. Friendly staff. Absolutely recommended.

Das ganze Lokal stinkt. Nach Klo, Nach altem Haus, nach Keller, nach Schimmel. In dem Toilettenbereich kan man nicht atmen. Das ist ganz schlimm. Die MA sind freundlich und das Fertigessen ist nix besonderes. Das weiß man aber vorher.

A great shop...always a pleasure...a shop to make people fall in love...

Great atmosphere, we like it here. Staff great, very friendly. Food also tasty and plentiful. But maybe arrange it differently. Smaller plates make the whole thing look bigger 😎. But really in the end it's great

Very friendly staff, good food. All in all, perfect!

Very tasty food and very friendly and competent service. Any time!

Particularly nice guest room right next to the train station, but in the pedestrian zone. The staff seemed very motivated. As always, Schweinske had some special dishes

Cozy atmosphere. The staff extremely friendly. The portions are more than sufficient

Truly one of the best schnitzels I have ever eaten. Unfortunately there wasn't enough spaetzle and sauce but the taste was very tasty and I was still full.

Short trip to Hamburg. Still hungry after the theater. Super friendly service, delicious food. Interior: modern, vintage, reduced, classy. Simply a place where you like to go.

We go there once or twice a month and if there is space, always with Sarah. Sarah is always super friendly and makes us feel welcome.

The place is peaceful and the waiter is so nice and polite, this is a great place to eat and spend quality time with your friends.

Vor dem Besuch in der Fabrik zum Rockkonzert haben wir uns stärken wollen. Meine Frau wählte Ofenkartoffel mit Lachs und ich die Schweinshaxe. Die Kartoffel war sehr lecker, von der Haxe war ich doch etwas enttäuscht. Kross ist deutlich anders und die Sauce deutlich eine Tütensauce. Aber - eine Haxe bei Schweinske ist eben nicht mit einer Haxe im Augustiner zu vergleichen. Dort ist eine Haxe Tagesgeschäft, hier eben nicht. Ich werde mich haxenmassig dann wohl in Geduld üben müssen, bis ich wieder mal in Bayern bin.

The last shop. I ordered scrambled eggs with mushrooms and mozzarella for breakfast here. The eggs were completely cold when they landed at my table. I then complained about the dish and it would then be warmed up briefly. Of course it doesn't taste good at all! I would expect that if you wait until a dish is cold, you'll make the effort again. Especially since this is about scrambled eggs. I left it because I couldn't get it down. The waitress certainly appreciated that because I wasn't asked why I left a full plate. Doesn't have to happen again.

What a great restaurant. From the first contact with the service staff at the counter we felt warmly welcome. We were given glasses of hot water before we ordered so we could warm our hands first. The service is truly unique and we were very impressed! The other service, the food and the ambience are really highly recommended - the only thing to complain about is the sanitary facilities (but everyone feels that differently). It's a shame we didn't have more time - but we'll definitely be back!!!

I was really looking forward to a golden yellow, tender and crispy schnitzel and thought that Schweinske would be the right place for me. Unfortunately no. Tough meat, soggy breading, watery Jager sauce with no taste. A real disappointment. Fries and side salad were OK. A plus on this visit was the friendly and quick service.

Cozy restaurant with friendly service. Decent selection of food and drinks at a fair price.

I've had breakfast here a few times and have always left satisfied with the ambition to come back 👍😊... very attentive and friendly staff who, as I had the impression, get along very well with each other! I'll be happy to come back!

As before on the Reeperbahn, great food and good service here too

Despite a reservation, we were seated at a table that was obviously not intended for 4 people. At least that's how it seemed to us since we barely had room to eat. The cards were not brought to us even though the waiter had already taken our drink order and served it quickly. Since the restaurant was full, I understand such oversights. When we asked, the cards were brought to us and we were able to order. Unfortunately the schnitzel from the Oktoberfest special was inedible. The breading had no flavor and was incredibly greasy and crumbly. The fried potatoes were very tasty. My partner had a different side dish than requested. Unfortunately I can't say whether we were just unlucky or whether this is the norm. We told the waiter about the schnitzel and he offered us a drink or dessert as an apology. That was definitely very thoughtful of him. When it came to billing, I was billed for the dish by the person sitting next to me and vice versa. Since it was only a small amount, we didn't want to break the bank. Overall our visit was rather disappointing. We enjoy visiting Schweinske and visited this branch for the first time. Maybe we'll give her another chance in the future.

Great food in a quiet atmosphere

Schweinske is and remains great! Been to Harburg many times - now in Altona! Good quality - quick service - simply good!

Great restaurant in a central location with warm, committed staff. (Greetings to René. As promised - 5 stars from the 'Fire Department' from BB.) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

My husband and I have been there twice a day for the last 8 days. Eat for breakfast and later for lunch/dinner. Best restaurant. Service top, we have nothing to complain about. Staff all friendly and attentive. A big compliment to the kitchen. Food was always perfect and delicious. We hope that it will be September again quickly and that we can then spend our time with you again. And we hope to see all the old faces again. Top team...top cuisine...top entertainment and fun. We look forward to next year

Mein Mann und ich waren die letzen 8 Tage 2 mal am Tag da. Zum Frühstücken und später zum Mittag/Abend essen. Bestes Lokal. Service Top, wir haben nichts auszusetzen. Mitarbeiter alle freundlich und aufmerksam. Ein großes Lob an die Küche. Essen war immer perfekt und lecker. Wir hoffen das es schnell wieder September wird und wir dann unsere Zeit wieder bei euch verbringen können. Und wir hoffen doch alle alten Gesichter wieder zu sehen. Top Team...Top Küche...Top unterhalten und Spass. Wir Freuen uns auf nächstes Jahr Liebe Grüße aus dem Ruhrpott Jessica und Kai

My visit was a few days ago and was with you on August 28th. Truly a fabulous kitchen. I had a schnitzel with fried potatoes and a fried egg - simply delicious. The schnitzel is simply perfect! It's not always easy to make a good schnitzel. The ambience and service were also very courteous and hospitable. Gladly again!

Went to Schweinske for breakfast at 11:00 a.m. The great thing for me is that breakfast is served until 3 p.m. So I could eat the delicious breakfast bowl and my husband could eat a schnitzel. Both meals were very tasty and plentiful. I would especially like to praise the nice service!

Perfect schnitzel, nice service and good prices.

I recently had lunch there with a visually impaired wheelchair user. The schnitzel was pressed meat. The farmer's breakfast was great. The big hit was the waitress. I read the menu to the visually impaired person. She comes to the table and at a volume that everyone could hear, she asks the wheelchair driver. respect!!!!! The only thing that was great was that there weren't that many guests sitting. Thank you for this EMBARRASSMENT

Very nice staff, highly recommended. Had hamburger schnitzel, perfectly prepared. My wife had lumberjack steak, also perfectly cooked. We will come back.

Really enjoyed it, friendly, food was good, had schnitzels, service was good. Will eat there again. Cozy.

Really a very nice restaurant with very friendly and friendly staff 👍🙂🙂👍👍 I can only recommend the farmer's breakfast

2 waitresses and empty shop inside. I still had to wait over 10 minutes. A no go

Great atmosphere, super friendly staff who even joke around. The food was extremely tasty, I had a Jägerschnitzel myself where the portion was great and the taste was also perfect.

Good Schweinske restaurant with very large outdoor dining. Prices acceptable. Lots of non-alcoholic drinks on the menu.

The food was delicious and plentiful. Great service. The children and we really enjoyed it.

We always enjoy being here. The food is good, maybe the portions are too big. The price is right and the staff is friendly. Everything you would expect. Thank you Nina, Belle, the little Italian and the whole crew... always happy when I'm here.

The service is very slow. I ordered a drink for over 20 minutes and they didn't even bring that to the table.

The server Abdel was very welcoming and very kind.

Highly recommended, nice service, delicious, rich food at reasonable prices, pleasant atmosphere

Delicious food and fast service, unfortunately the toilet wasn't the cleanest and the paper wasn't refilled even when asked... it's a shame, but otherwise everything was okay!

The food is like in every Schweinske and not particularly outstanding. However, you get delicious food at reasonable prices. What makes the Schweinske in Altona so special is the atmosphere. You can tell that the service staff get along well with each other and have fun with each other, which loosens up the atmosphere. People also joke and gossip with us when we are there. If we don't feel like cooking ourselves or want something from the lunch table, we like to go to this restaurant.

Nice shop with a nice atmosphere. The food was very tasty and sufficient. Good selection and good fair prices.

Delicious breakfast, the service was very attentive.

The employees were all very friendly. We'd love to come back. We came especially from Berlin...

Highly recommended :) always great service and delicious food

We were there for breakfast and the service was great and it tasted good.

As always, great and super nice service

Forgot the dip for the bread and my dish was forgotten or changed. Apparently we didn't listen properly and we had to eat the bread dry. Schweinske is really cool but the service today is useless.

All I can say is that you have to have a lot of time. First I waited 10 minutes for my drink and then I waited more than 30 minutes for my food, which only came when I asked and then took it with me. Unfortunately, I didn't check what was packed for me and so I didn't get a Currywurst Admiral, which I also paid for, but a completely normal one. Unfortunately I can't recommend eating there.

A clear tip for those changing trains in Altona!

Super nice and courteous service + heavenly food A clear recommendation

Clean, great selection (for vegetarians) and food comes quickly. No unnecessary chichi - just a good selection, good products, friendly service. Everything went well, I'd love to come back soon...

It's a place that my boyfriend and I used to go to when we first started dating and it has a very nostalgic touch to us, so it's become a tradition for us to go there on special occasions. We always order the same thing: Schnitzel XXL and beef steak Gaucho. We have had a waiter for a very long time and he is simply the best waiter we have seen in Hamburg. He always attends to every detail of the order and creates a very pleasant and friendly atmosphere. It's a pity if he's not there, because we've noticed that recently there are a lot of new waiters who are doing their best, but you can't expect them to be better than waiters who have been there for many years and are professionals. The steak in the restaurant is surprisingly good for the price and the schnitzel is truly one of the best in Hamburg. We will definitely come back and hope that our favorite waiter will be there next time too!

Very good food with really good service at good prices. Unfortunately there is no air conditioning in the restaurant.

The food was very tasty. The staff was very friendly. However, it took an eternity for the service to take the order and for us to get the bill.

Solid, delicious tavern/brewery cuisine. Schnitzel juicy and crispy breading. Very friendly employees. The view into the kitchen is a bit disturbing. Overall good price/performance ratio. Recommendation

We were happy to have found a quiet place where there wasn't much going on to have something to eat. We got tickets, but we never saw the waitress again afterwards. After half an hour we left. Thanks for nothing, I'll happily charge you for our wasted time!

Food was ok, what was not possible was that cigarette smoke wafted into the restaurant because the door to the area was always left open. I asked them to close it once because of the smell, but unfortunately it only lasted 5 minutes. Something like that doesn't work, it's simply inconsiderate!!!! I actually want to enjoy my food and not be bothered by the cigarette smoke.

Always happy, fast, good cuisine, good portions.

Sarah very helpful. Very attentive when we arrived with a baby, we were offered a better place in the shade and a baby chair. We'd love to come back.

Very nice staff. Food good and tasty 😋.

Very friendly and polite staff, wonderful food Happy to come back 👍🏼

Affordable drinks and food as well as desserts, changing weekly/seasonal offers, unfortunately the asparagus ran out yesterday. Especially popular burgers and schnitzel. We had the Hamburger Schnitzel, grilled steak and for dessert the salted caramel crumble (although at almost 6 euros per piece I found it a bit more expensive for its size). As a snack there were 2 pieces of mini bread with dip for free. We paid around 60 euros for 2 people with drinks, main courses and dessert, totally ok, we enjoyed it. The service was attentive, quick and friendly. The ambience is ok, right at the Altona station.

Very friendly staff. Food tastes great and presentation is great! Daily plate at an unbeatable price of 8.90 euros

I would love to come back to you again and again for dinner from S-H. Great with the wheelchair lift!

As always: great service, delicious breakfast, just good

Service-food-stay great and clean. We will be happy to come back when we are back in Hamburg🤩🥳🍻🍻🍻🫶👍

It takes too long to pay for the food, it has to be quicker...

Very nice people and the service is really great

We were very impressed by the somewhat rustic but friendly atmosphere. The service was characterized by friendliness and the food tasted as expected. We describe the price-performance ratio as very good. We can clearly make a recommendation.

The food was really very tasty and the lemonades can only be recommended. In addition, the food came to the table quickly and the portions were large. The only thing better than the food was the staff. Super friendly, personable and polite. We will be back definitely.

Whenever we are in Hamburg, we like to stop by. The service is great and the price-performance ratio is right.

Four of us had breakfast today, the shop wasn't that full, but it took 15 minutes for someone to notice us. Food came quite quickly and was ok. To reorder you had to go to the service staff because there was no one at the table again. Even to pay you had to run after staff. Maybe we had a bad day but sitting outside isn't the best option

Great evening with the family. The food was very good, the service Akin was great and contributed significantly to us having a lovely evening.

Delicious food, very friendly staff, reasonable prices! You still know what really good service is 👍When we are back in Hamburg Altona we will definitely go there again!

We had breakfast here for the second time, as always super nice, friendly staff always happy

The 5 stars go to the employee RENÉ who, with his witty manner and his excellent service, was even able to console us that we didn't like the food. Excellent guy and a real asset to the company.

Very tasty food and friendly staff. It was a bit crowded and therefore relatively loud.

Been there for the first time and loved it. Delicious food, inexpensive and good. Service excellent. Definitely again on your next visit to Altona.

We went out to eat with the team during our lunch break and received excellent service from Sarah. She was super attentive. Thank you very much!

Very good restaurant, staff very busy but helpful, would definitely recommend

Super friendly service (thanks Sarah), delicious schnitzels and great cocktails, thanks for the lovely evening!

Friendly service. Never left dry and the food was great.

Everything was great and great. Good food and super great service