Partyhof Simsonstraße in Essen

So I really liked it. No idea what the problem with the cheese bread is? It easily took me seven bites to eat it. Everything was nice and all, but the waitress with the red hair was a little hectic. There's only one question left to answer: What are you doing here? Are you kidding? There is NOTHING!

There was no beer.... unbelievable :/

Overall “okay”, but reluctantly again. There was a smell of burnt coffee filters and animals were killed in plastic containers. Dogs “washed” dishes with their tongues. Drinks, for example the sparkling water, were okay, the remaining drinks were too sweet or fruity. There was no “service” in that sense. Sometimes you had to prepare your own food. It was often very loud, lots of screaming children. Very unpleasant neighborhood.

Nice people, nice playground for the little ones. Food and drinks okay, service unfortunately a disaster. The red-haired waitress mentioned here obviously had better things to do than do her job. Focused on private conversations and entertaining rather noisy children. I would actually give it 3 stars, although I would deduct 2 stars because of the dogs running loose and doing their business in the bushes right next to the playground.

I expected much more. dreary gray brickwork, noisy children, inadequate entertainment options. no peanut flips. Mood appropriately reserved, restrained complaining. Plus point: sophisticated hygiene concept.

Cheese bread gone after three bites. Really questionable size for the money. People otherwise ok. The area isn't the best...the waitress with the red hair yelled a bit too much.