Happy's Bier und Schnitzelhaus in Linden

Very tasty pizza and friendly staff, fast delivery

We'll never order there again. Pasta like water, sauces like broth and all for 26 euros. No thanks!

The meal of perdition is a culinary adventure It was a gloomy evening when I boldly ventured into what was called “food” in these lands. Armed with a fork, knife and a touch of naivety, I began my journey into the unknown. It was an evening when I thought I was enjoying a simple, harmless dinner. Oh, how foolish I was. What I didn't know was that I was about to taste the infamous Meal of Horrors — a menu only whispered in dark kitchen hallways as "The Taste Catastrophe." Chapter 1: The beginning of fear In front of me: a plate that looked like a hungry hippo had tried to make modern art. Colors that have no place even in nature, and consistencies that fall somewhere between “goo” and “What the hell… is that alive?” fluctuated. A brownish-green lump that squealed slightly as it was skewered. I swear I heard it. The taste? As if someone had put old sneakers in fish sauce and then sacrificed them under the full moon. The very first sight of the food gave me dark forebodings. Colors that no one has ever named, consistencies that are described in old legends as punishment from the gods. But one hero doesn't back down. The first bite was a struggle. My teeth met something that fought back. Tough, slippery and full of puzzles. The bite was like a drumbeat of desperation—my taste buds screaming for help while my tongue tried to hide in its own mouth. Tasted like someone had marinated sadness and fried it into hopelessness. A shocking experience. Despite inner warnings, I continued to fight forward, braver than many warriors in the face of the dragon. The walk was a special kind of test: a mixture of old leather, blacksmith dust and a pinch of “I tried it”. Every bite is another step towards ruin. A tower of indefinable things, topped with a sauce that bubbled quietly. My knife bent, and so did my will. It tasted like an old car tire with a hint of cinnamon. My taste buds momentarily lose consciousness lost A meal that pushed me to my limits - between laughing, crying and seriously considering whether I should only eat canned soup in the future. An unforgettable experience, but unfortunately not in a positive sense. The grand finale: In the end I survived. Marked, but wiser. I have tasted things no mortal should ever taste. This wasn't food — this was a legend-telling adventure that I never want to repeat. I survived. Just like that. My stomach was rebelling, my mind was negotiating with my body, and my heart was seriously wondering why I had let it down like this. But I laughed. Because I knew: I had conquered the meal of horror - and it would make a great story. Conclusion: Only for the bravest. And even they should say goodbye to their loved ones well. An experience for everyone who has lost their mind or desperately wants to get rid of it. I have seen, smelled and tasted things that there are no words for. This meal wasn't a meal — it was a test, a rite of passage, a joke from the universe. This meal was a gastronomic form of contempt.

Welcome to the culinary abyss Review: A feast for the stomach… which wants to empty itself again immediately Rarely has a culinary experience evoked so many emotions in me — mostly horror, despair, and an insatiable need for something edible. The first look at the “dish” made me briefly doubt my sense of vision. The presentation was more reminiscent of an art project from the category of “What you can create with kitchen scraps” than something worthy of the title “Food”. In terms of taste, the whole thing was somewhere between cardboard box, shoe sole and a strange, indefinable note that probably came from something that had passed its expiration date weeks ago. Every bite was a challenge — not just to the palate, but to my raison d'être as a paying guest. The best thing about this meal? The moment when it was over. Conclusion: If you've always wanted to know what despair tastes like, you'll find it here. Only recommended if you're either losing your sense of taste or want to make a really bad day even worse. Honorary award for the most consistent misuse of food. 1 place in the competition, how do I kill taste. Your stomach will hate it, your therapist will love it. A meal so empty and meaningless that even hunger turns away offended. Every bite is a poem, unfortunately one that no one wants to read. For everyone who wants to know what the quiet sound of disappointment sounds like on the tongue. Food that no one needs, memories that no one forgets. There are no guests here, only victims. Totally recommended for people who hate each other.

Very good delivery service! I often order there via Lieferando. Clear recommendation. Keep it up! Fast deliveries, good food and drink. Until the next order.

I ordered on their own site and it said my food would arrive in about 45 minutes. These 45 minutes then turned into 90 minutes. Apparently the delivery instructions are not read either because the delivery person rang the bell on the wrong floor. Then the food came, the meat from the gyros was cold. The fries were totally wobbly and the tzatziki was far too little. The only positive thing was that the minimum order value was only €10, but I won't be ordering here again!

I have now ordered food there three times and am very disappointed the second time and three times. The fries are no longer as crispy as they were the first time. What is positive, however, is the quick delivery and the food is still warm

The food is very tasty and fresh, the service is also very good and the drivers are respectful

Ordered food and never arrived!

Food is always super tasty. It's just a shame that you can't eat there on site

Food is ok if it comes in a reasonable time. If it takes longer than 30 minutes you already know that the food is going to be bad today. Then you will be yelled at on the phone because you would still be in time. Ordered somewhere else!

We were very happy for a long time, but recently delivery has been delayed, the food is no longer hot, the fries are soggy. You are put off over the phone. Too bad.

Whether at home or at work, Happy's make us happy. The food always comes promptly, is still hot and tastes great. I can only report positive things We give it a justified 5 stars Keep it up!

I've ordered there several times but since the last two orders they've been getting cold too late and then you open the side salad and it looks like it was started, not finished and sent on

Food is usually delicious, but lately I haven't been able to rely on delivery via Lieferando. Waiting times are exceeded. You have to call after your meal and are put off. Delay in delivery of 30 minutes or more. And no goodwill is offered on its own. Driver has been over it for 25 minutes and hasn't even started.

Super delicious food, nice staff.

I'm out of delivery services via Lieferando... I've now given up as a business traveler... Just bad food. Here the request for ketchup for the fries (not selectable). No callback with information etc... The fries were just a kind of mush in the packaging. The cheeseburger with cucumber without the cheap, classic structure. It disintegrated into slush straight out of the aluminum foil, uneatable. The pizza with meetes fruits was no longer touched... The water was dripping out of the bottom of the box...🤦🤦🤦 after the delivery time was exceeded by 1/3, I didn't feel like complaining and having a delivery 1 hour later or more... just like with Pizza Flitzer with the same clientele and quality... hungry to bed… how do you live here without adequate delivery service??? Never never again... Just worth reporting...

Very good pan-fried schnitzels at good prices, nice staff and always consistent quality

Super tasty, super friendly. I was accidentally delivered the wrong dish, but the problem was resolved very kindly. If you want a really tasty schnitzel, this is the place for you. 10 out of 10 and have already made several recommendations.

Super Rahmschnitzel und echt gute Pizza,war perfekt und hat echt super geschmeckt,danke

Guys, you don't order there via Liferando! I called them directly and within 15 minutes I received 2 very large and very tasty schnitzels with side dishes! Definitely again! Don't be so lazy and antisocial and order via Liferando. The provider then has to assign around 20% or more of the price to L. In addition, it will take even longer, which the provider can't do anything about.

Although I only ordered for delivery, everything I ordered was super tasty and, above all, they were quick to deliver. And the drivers have been super friendly so far.

Once again ordered from Happy's, without Lieferando, we think it's better! Fries are crispy and well seasoned. The sauces are well balanced with individual tastes. The meat was deliciously prepared. The price is reasonable and the service is good. We'll have to order another delicious dish soon. 👍

Da ist das schnitzel sehr gut finde ich auch Und Lecker

Rahm Schnitzel heute Mittag gegessen, auf dem Schnitzel war kein Soße aber dafür komplett auf den Pommes, nur noch Pommes Matsch.

Ich habe Pizza über Lieferando bestellt. Es waren dann mehr als zwei Stunden wartezeit. Nach zwei Telefonaten habe ich dann irgendwann die Pizza bekommen, die um 7 Uhr geliefert werden sollte. Sie war dann um 20:40 Uhr da. Sie war matschig und sehr fettig geschmacklich nicht der Burner.

Bester Lieferservice denn ich probiert habe und das Personal geht nicht besser. Komme immer sehr gerne.

Nettes Personal, zügige Lieferung und Essen frisch und zu empfehlen

The food is amazing! I've eaten twice and the food was both times incredible! I was caught off guard by the fact that the place is only takeaway or deliver and not dine in :/

Very nice food but only delivery or take away. They kindly provided us with a catalogue that we translated it and we waiting patiently to pick up our order and eat it at the hotel

Wird leider immer schlechter.. Sowohl von der Qualität der Speisen als auch der Frechheit an Lieferzeit... und es ist vollkommen egal ob man Sonntags oder unter der Woche bestellt eigentlich wird der Vogel jedesmal aufs Neue abgeschossen. Vllt sollte man hier die Möglichkeit der Onlinebestellung einstellen. Offenbar funktioniert die Koordination nicht!

Ich wohne seid einem Jahr in Linden und jetzt in Pohlheim ich bin selber lange in der Gastronomie gewesen und deswegen kann ich behaupten das Happys der beste Laden im Umkreis und die fairsten Peise unter allen bei Lieferando. Euer Essen ist GEIL und mit Leidenschaft zubereitet! Ich bin neugierig auf euer Restaurant vor Ort das ich sicher bald gerne mal besuchen komme. Danke Happys

Ich und meine Familie gehen dort schon so lange hin , und es schmeckt jedes Mal super gut 👍

Es war bisher immer lecker, efal ob Schnitzel oder indisch!

Sehr lecker essen schmeckt super

Liebe geht durch den Magen, bei Happys ist man an der richtigen Adresse. Bei der großen Auswahl der Gerichten fällt es mir schwer nur eines zu nehmen, im Geschmack kann man die frische und qualitativen Lebensmittel genießen. Go Happys be Happy ;-)

Ich werde dort nicht mehr bestellen pommes matschig und roh, 2 Stunden warten

Sehr nette Leute und das Essen ist einfach spitze

Das Essen schmeckt ganz gut. Jedoch finde ich das 1,5std ein zu großer liefer Zeitraum für 1 Pizza und 1 Salat ist.

Auf der Internetseite werden alle Schnitzel mit 8 € angezeigt. Als wir bestellt haben, haben wir große für 9,50 € bekommen. Auf die Frage warum wir denn die großen Schnitzel erhalten haben, hieß es: "Wenn man nichts sagt, dann bekommt man eine große Portion." Finde ich persönlich total kundenunfreundlich.

Ich bin etwas entsetzt von der gerade erhaltenen Lieferung. Mein Schnitzel war in Soße ertränkt, matschige Pommes und die Pfifferlinge waren ungenießbar! Letztendlich konnte ich nichts davon essen! Lieber etwas weniger Masse und dafür mehr Wert auf Qualität legen...

nette Bedienung, man bekommt auch Mal extra Pilze zum Schnitzel

Frische Produkte das Essen kommt warm an und echt sau lecker

Die Schnitzel waren lecker.(Rahm, Jäger und Pfeffer) Für einen Lieferservice gut. Die Pommes sind matschig gewesen, aber das liegt sicherlich am doch recht weiten Lieferweg. Die Wartezeit war sehr lange, 90 min angekündigt und wurden dann letztendlich knapp 2 Stunden. Habe dort angerufen, Dame am Telefon war sehr freundlich und ich hatte vollstes Verständnis, ist eben Sonntags die Hölle los. Der Beilagensalat war allerdings unterdurchschnittlich. Extrem grob geschnittene Gurke"scheiben" und halb zerfetzte Tomate mit Eisbergsalat. Das Dressing gar nicht gesalzen. War schon sehr lieblos. Das geht viel besser. Preis Leistung trotzdem top.

Lieferzeit leider viel zu lang und ich musste wieder hinterher telefonieren. Schade!

Sehr schöner gemütlich gewesen und Pizza 🍕 war lecker.

Wir haben hier schon oft bestellt und waren immer super zufrieden. Große Auswahl, egal ob Burger, Salat, Pizza oder Nudeln - alles war ausnahmslos lecker. Auch wenn der Name eher nach Imbiss klingt, davon darf man sich wirklich nicht täuschen lassen. Unsere absolute Nr 1 in Linden und Umgebung :-)

Super Essen, freundliches Personal und Lieferung früher als erwartet! So muss das.

Top Essen, auch bei Lieferung top pünktlich!!!Weiter so.

Die Schnitzel sind wirklich sehr gut und auch die Pizza. Die Pasta könnte besser sein, ich probiere sie demnächst Mal wieder! Das Personal ist sehr freundlich! Danke für das leckere Essen und den Service!

HAPPY MACHT UNS IMMER HAPPY ♡ Am liebsten würde ich noch mehr Sterne vergeben. Wir bestellen doch sehr regelmäßig von der Arbeit aus hier und es war immer sooo gut. Wenn mal was nicht geklappt hat, haben sie schnell eine Lösung gefunden. Sie sind alle sehr sehr freundlich, vor allem die Dame die mittags immer ans Telefon geht. Das Essen, egal was wie bis hetzt bestellt haben war immer wirklich mega. Macht weiter so. :)

Netter Service und gutes Essen. Auf der Karte gibt es für jeden etwas zu finden.

Das Essen war lecker. Die Einrichtung ist allerdings eine Katastrophe.

Super! Die Portionen waren riesig und das Gyros sowie das Wiener Schnitzel haben wirklich sehr gut geschmeckt. Wir wohnen in Rechtenbach und daher war die Wartezeit mit 60 min angesetzt, was ich nachvollziehen kann. Die Preise sind für die Portionen und den Geschmack definitiv mehr als in Ordnung. Wir bestellen ab sofort nur noch hier. ☺️

Der Geschmack des Essens schwankt leider sehr, mal ist es super lecker, an anderen Tagen schier ungenießbar. Die Schnitzel sind für einen Lieferservice in Ordnung, Pasta absolut nicht empfehlenswert (Spaghetti Bolognese ist fast ohne Fleisch und die Sauce schmeckt wie aus der Tüte!), das Chicken Curry variiert sehr, mal gut, mal schlecht... Hier besteht absolut noch Nachbesserungsbedarf. Würde mir auch wünschen, dass Mango Lassi angeboten wird, wenn man schon indische Speisen anbietet. Die Fahrer waren bis jetzt immer sehr freundlich!