Fv ettenheim Gastronomie in Lahr/Schwarzwald

You're a football club pub. You offer crates of beer, as is customary. Cows, pigs, and village clubs sing, but they're happy with our cheap beer. €130 for 24 beers is outrageous. Congratulations on the promotion, see you next year.

Location: Tables weren't clean or cleared. Service: We placed our order and then waited 45 minutes. We were then told there wasn't enough meat for all the doner plates. Food: Both doner plates only had leftover salad and a lot of onions. The doner pizza was OK.

We were there for lunch at 1:30 p.m. The two of us ordered the two-piece platter for an unbelievable €78. As all the other reviews have already described, everything tasted okay but didn't live up to the hype. It lacked salt, and the two soggy slices of toast were a real rip-off... The coleslaw tasted like nothing. Mac and cheese was the best thing on the tray, closely followed by the spare ribs. Robert's three sauces are also really good and cool, but without them the meat wouldn't have been edible. All in all, overhyped and overpriced. A bit disappointing.

Definitely better than the bakery next door which has critical or negative reviews removed.

A very nice, well-maintained restaurant with very friendly service and excellent food. Unfortunately, a visit to the restrooms leads to a point deduction.