By Usta Hamm / heavenmarket in Hamm

No matter how hungry you are, no matter how desperate you are, even if nothing else is open or you're completely drunk... this place will only make you sad. We were there on a Sunday around 11 pm. The staff seemed very unfriendly and just plain weird. We ordered two doner kebab plates to go. We were told to wait a moment, and then we waited for about half an hour. The food was very unusual. We received two doner kebab plates and the salad separately, along with three separate sauces that we couldn't identify visually. We had to taste them to figure out what they were, since there was no sauce on the meat, the fries, or the salad, so we had to share these sauces. The sauces were all very watery, bland, and simply not good. The meat was very fatty, a mixture of shoe leather and rubber, and far too soft. On top of that, it didn't taste very good at all... almost disgusting. The fries were very soggy, poorly seasoned, and tasted as if the fryer oil hadn't been changed since the place opened 30 years ago. The salad was okay at first, but the more you ate, the more sour it became. This salad must have been sitting there for quite a while, as the cucumber had completely turned the color of the red cabbage. In short, we were full, but all that remained was disappointment and the dread of finishing the evening in front of the bowl, as the food immediately left us with an unpleasant feeling in our stomachs. What was good was the 1-liter bottle of Coke we took with us; Coca-Cola really worked its magic there... oh yeah, and the packets of mayo were quite good... you could eat those without any worries. So please think twice before going there. We definitely won't be risking this adventure again for €29.50. You need to know this...❤️😉

I've never seen anything so disgusting. The sauce from the manti had completely leaked out, so everything in the bag was covered in that stinking sauce 🤢🤢🤢 The börek with salad looked like it had been deliberately shaken for a minute, and why was there aluminum foil in it???????? And there was a hair in the pide box... which also smelled awful 🤢🤢🤢 I'm serious, I've never been so disgusted by food in my life.

The ambiance isn't that great, but the food is very good. The kebab was really great.

I ordered through Lieferando and had to wait almost three hours for the food, which was unusually long. My order consisted of a spinach pizza and a doner kebab pide. Unfortunately, the food didn't taste great. Neither the pizza nor the pide looked very appetizing, and the meat in the pide didn't seem fresh. Both my companion and I felt a little queasy afterward, without actually getting sick, but it didn't leave us with a good feeling. On the plus side: The drinks were decent. Nevertheless, the total price of around €27 was significantly too high. We're certain: We won't order from here again.

I had a delicious doner kebab. The staff was very friendly and attentive. When guests left, the tables were immediately wiped clean, so you could always sit at a clean table.

Food is really terrible that I'm still alive is a miracle

Very tasty food, pleasant service! Variety of food.

The fries were dry and dark. I wouldn't say anything about the pizza anymore; it's garbage. The delivery van was abnormally dirty inside and unhygienic. I've never experienced anything like it. The man who delivered it lied to me, saying he'd been waiting a long time. He didn't ring the bell because he couldn't read. He wanted to give me a different order. This is a disgrace. People, I recommend not ordering or eating here because this food can give you food poisoning. You have to read the reviews. There are so many negative reviews, and it's not for nothing.

I'm sorry but,pidee was black,and that makes me sick sorry

The service is a terrible tragedy, nothing more.

The reputation of the after-drinks kebab shop on the mile is justified. It's the only place that still has something warm for you at ungodly hours. However, if you need a tasty lunch or dinner, there are definitely alternatives.

Really bad, very unfriendly, fresh takes too long, no hygiene, people smoke where the food is prepared, the meat isn't meat, what else can you say?

Everything was delicious, great service and a nice atmosphere

Super tasty. And not expensive. Very neat service. Really recommended

The food tasted very good and the service was great.

The kebab had zero flavor, the tzatziki sauce tasted of nothing and was very thin.

Everything was perfect!! The food and service were 10 points!!!

So what should I say? I called and complained and the guys were disrespectful and hung up straight away.

10/10 customer service, very good food!! I loved it

The driver of this delivery service is the last person alive. Slam on the brakes because he almost missed an entrance.

Food doesn't taste good and is difficult to tolerate

I once ordered a kebab bag there on Saturday evening, which was rather below average. While I was waiting, a cat came running out of the kitchen... so much for hygiene

Order repeated several times and still incomplete

7.50 euros, you're crazy, for a normal fries with mayo. It still tastes like shit and is too salty.

I love the one daily dish with little minced rolls, carrots, peppers, potatoes and rice. A poem for the taste buds, on the tongue. The many other things, such as kebab and other various daily specials are also recommended. For dessert you still have to have two cherry ayran and baklava...

Believe me, if your order is late, don't call them because they'll get mad and they won't be completely disrespectful. Given 55 minutes plus 15 minutes late that's just rude.

The food and the atmosphere at Hamm's father's place are both very good...👍🫶

künefe I can only recommend it tastes very tasty

Just for your information: this review is for your safety only! Quite apart from the fact that the delivery time of more than two hours was a complete disgrace, the long-awaited food was also completely cold. My friend's plate of kebab was not only as cold as a block of ice, but also so dry that it was difficult for him to choke it down. However, my food was the last thing I wanted after I saw that the cold pide was also burnt. I'm horrified and getting the combination of cold and burnt is, in my opinion, a wonder of the world. I strongly advise against ordering meals here as they are inedible.

Anyone who eats there is only afraid of God

Doesn't taste good at all Service isn't good at all either They don't even ask what you want on your kebab, they just do it themselves

We went there with our cousins ​​and it was a bad decision. We really regret going there. First I want to talk about the waiting time. If you want to eat something quick then this is definitely not the right place. We waited an hour for our food and you expect it to taste delicious, right? Wrong, they gave us meat that was already cold and probably from previous days. Secondly, I would like to talk about the breads, the breads are probably from the previous day because they didn't taste fresh and I also fell off them. Our children didn't like the kebab either, so if they decide to go, think again!

Disgusting!! Food was really bad. I can never recommend it, our children didn't eat anything either. Service was nice but they were very funny and generally the atmosphere was very tense. You didn't feel bad. The food was raw and cold fatty pieces inside. They can't cut kebab! The bread was very old and they also gave us old meat.

I ordered a kebab plate and only got meat. No fries or salad of any kind. I paid €12 for half a box of meat which didn't even taste that good.

Unfortunately the kebab pocket was too dry for me

Ordered food, the guy made it fresh in front of me and it was just cold. Among other things, raw chicken in the kebab. If you're a hoe, best shop, you can always rely on the shop.

I ordered a sucuk pizza but what I got is just disrespectful. Instead of the normal round sucuk on the pizza, I get a complete sucuk and Dan without cheese, something like that should be reported

I was passing through this place, my family and I stopped by to eat and left quite a bit of money, but the food was not fresh at all, it was obvious that it had been defrosted, and the fries were old. I would recommend not using this establishment

Incredibly nice reflection. The food is also very tasty

Food looked inedible (it was). Absolutely horrible, €7 was absolutely overpriced. To put it in plain English, only canned toppings were used, the kebab tasted more like vinegar than if I was drinking a shot straight. Doner skewer also looked correspondingly unappetizing. I definitely can't recommend it. It just looked horrible. First and last time there.

In short: nothing special for way too much money! 0815 minced meat kebab and chicken kebab are available and €6 for a large fries!! The fries cost more than outdoor pool fries and taste half as good! There is also individually packaged ketchup and mayo. This snack doesn't have curry sauce. 😂 Then there are also things like beans or other Turkish “home cooking” but here too: €7 for a portion of beans. Gosh! In my opinion, these are amateurs who have set their prices way too high. I would be surprised if they survive.

Disaster once and never again how can you still be allowed to sell something there!!! What kind.pic

Never eaten there before, but called once because one of their delivery vehicles was so in the way that it wasn't possible to pass, when I called they were simply laughed at. Walked there today at 4:30, the man in there is cutting on a skewer, his old one is next to him and he's smoking a fag in the shop. Something like that should be discouraged. Absolutely disgusting for people who don't smoke!

Today at around 11.30pm we stopped there briefly because I urgently needed to go to the toilet and it was the only thing that was lit. When I came in there everyone stared at me strangely and asked the woman behind the counter if I could use the toilet couldn't even answer me properly and seemed like she was on drugs like the other employee felt like a fever dream

Called 3 times to cancel the order because the delivery time was too long, of course no one answered 🙂

The quality could be a little better. One of the lamb chops had more nerve than meat

POV: you need a yellow for work the next morning, grab something to eat here.

Don't understand the reviews. Food is tasty, people are friendly, nothing to complain about.

Deliciously clean and friendly 💚

We were hungry and ended up here by chance - for the first and last time! The owner is wearing AirPods, which is not only unhygienic but also disrespectful. He also licks his fingers so he can get plastic bags apart - enjoy your meal. He is visibly stressed and overwhelmed because 5 guests enter the store at the same time, rushes through the orders and tells them in an unfriendly tone to sit at the table. Washing your hands is not possible because there is no soap in the toilets, which are in a terrible condition. Unfortunately, the young and very nice waitress doesn't understand a word and couldn't bring me any soap. The owner shouts from the counter to the table and asks what you want on the Pomdöner, after I had to get up from the table and say four times. Incredibly unprofessional, unfriendly and inappropriate. A case for the public order office. Never again.

Employees are unfriendly. And the employee smokes cigarettes while preparing food

Super delicious food, friendly service and a nice atmosphere

Ein Stern bekommt der Laden weil die pide etwas ok war. Bekommen eiskalte pommes, haben das angesprochen und neue bekommen, da war die hälfte kalt und die andere hälfte nicht richtig durch. Eiskalt der ältere Mitarbeiter mit Glatze raucht hinter der Theke und macht für den nächsten Kunden ohne sich die Hände zu waschen die döner fertig. Ich hab schon viel ekeliges gesehen aber das topt alles. Von Hygiene hält dieser Laden wohl nichts. Dazu sind die Mitarbeiter total unhöflich bis auf der bosnische mann

Sehr gut das essen ist sehr gut und die mitarbeiter sind freundlich gute preise alles ist gut

Man sollte schon vorher die Bewertungen lesen bevor man irgendwo essen geht. Es war eine spontane Entscheidung. Das Essen hat überhaupt nicht geschmeckt. Die Beilagen: die scharfe Soße schmeckt eher nach verflüssigtem Tomatenmark mit etwas scharf. Zaziki war eher so etwas wie Ayran, extrem flüssig. Zum Menü habe ich noch zusätzlich Peperonis vom Grill bestellt. Was eigentlich laut den Werbebildern zum Menü gehört. Trotz dessen musste ich 1,- Euro pro Peperoni bezahlen. Was zwar nicht die Welt ist, aber 1,- Euro für eine Peperoni ist schon eine Frechheit. Die Rechnung war auf jeden nicht nachvollziehbar. Für das Geld hätte wesentlich besser essen können. Als es kein Trinkgeld gehabt waren Sie zudem auch noch sehr unfreundlich. Schade das es keine Minussterne gibt.

Die reinste Katastrophe. Die schlechten Bewertungen sind af jeden Fall gerechtfertigt. Pide verbrannt und schmeckt zu dem auch noch schlecht. Die Pommes sehr pampig. Der Service im Allgemeinen sehr schlecht. Auf der Toilette gibt es keine Seife. Bei der Zahlung kommt der Herr aus der Küche mit einer Kippe im Mund und einer Tasse Tee in der Hand zur Theke. Gut das man die Küche nicht wirkich gesehen hat. Bei der Zahlung haben drei Herren gerechnet und sind erst nach einer kleinen Diskussion auf einer Fremdsprache auf einen Nenner gekommen. Man kam sich leicht verarscht vor. So war es auch. Für 5 Peperonis die zum Menü gehörten musste ich zusätzlich 5,- Euro bezahlen. Einmal und nie wieder!!

Basit bir ricamızı bile tersleyip yardımcı olmak istemediler başta. Dönerin içi çok azdı ve Almanya'da yediğim en az etli dönerdi. Et dönerin tadı çok kötüydü. Üslupları hiç güzel değildi. Herşeye rağmen tatlı ikram ettiler ve tatlılar mükemmdi. Zunächst lehnten sie selbst unsere einfache Bitte ab und wollten nicht helfen. Der Döner war sehr wenig sättigend und der am wenigsten fleischige Döner, den ich in Deutschland gegessen habe. Der Geschmack des Fleischdöners war sehr schlecht. Ihr Stil war überhaupt nicht gut.Trotz allem wurde ein Dessert angeboten und die Desserts waren ausgezeichnet. At first they rejected even our simple request and did not want to help. The doner had very little filling and was the least meaty doner I've had in Germany. The taste of the meat doner was very bad. Their style was not good at all.Despite everything, they offered dessert and the desserts were excellent.

Hier ist alles sehr lecker. Das Personal ist immer nett und freundlich. Auch der Chef ist sehr freundlich

2x Salami bestellt. Trotz der angegebenen Lieferzeit bis 2⁰⁰ Uhr Nachts, stand der Lieferfahrer um 4⁰⁰ Uhr vor unserer Tür. DAS IST SERVICE VOM ALLERFEINSTEN! Pizza war heiß und lecker! Danke für die Geduld mit uns und das freundliche Auftreten. Wir bedanken uns wirklich im Namen aller Anwesenden und bestellen in Zukunft öfter! Danke.

War da mit ein paar Freunden und der döner war echt nicht soo nice ging aber zum Essen fit es waren 3 leute an der Kasse die eine sah übelst ekelhaft aus ka aus welchem Loch die gekrochen kam der andere kleinere Typ war übelst unhöflich (Mann muss sagen wir waren ca 23 da aber trotzdem voll der hs) und der andere größere war sehr nett und hat sich glaub ich für den einen Typen geschämt

Everything was good und Personal ist sehr freundlich

Лучший ресторан в Хамме! Теперь ем только здесь! Рис с фрикадельками отличный, цена качество просто супер👍🏻 Рекомендую чай с пахлавой на десерт)

Sehr freundliche Personal und sehr leckeres Essen

Super, wenn man nachts noch Hunger hat! Außerdem attraktive Angebote/ Menüs.

Döner war lecker 😋, Personal war super freundlich, nur empfehlenswert 👍

Sehr gutes Essen alles sauber passt

Nettes Personal, schöner Laden und leckeres Essen

Sehr leckeres Essen sowie service, kann ich nur weiter empfehlen

Ansich ein schöner Laden, die Mitarbeiter sind sehr nett und echt korrekt, das waren die pros und jetzt kommt das kontra. Das Fleisch ansich ist relativ Geschmacklos und manche Fleisch Stückchen fühlen sich und schmecken nach gummi, ich hatte nun mehrmals nach dem Essen von einem döner mit Hähnchenfleisch sehr starke Bauchschmerzen und als Folge gab es noch ein flüssigen Stuhlgang der mit Bauchschmerzen nicht grade angenehm ist, das Hähnchenfleisch müsste nochmal ordentlich überprüft werden. Ich will ein döner essen ohne Bauchschmerzen und ohne flüssigen Stuhlgang zu haben.

Hizmet ve servislerinden dolayı tskr ederiz

The kebab was AMAZING, best kebab in germany hands down. I reccomend this place to anyone. Staff was also great.

the "food" was awesome, the owner was a very kind guy, recieved "food" quickly and no issues.

Hi, I was there couple days ago, I find finally the Web of this restaurant . IT'S UD So I order my pizza with kebab, it was delicious. I am from Turkey it was very good cheat also UD bonus kebab with it 🔥

Total nett. Der Mitarbeiter war wirklich super-freundlich!

Saygılarım la Ustam Karışık Giril tabanız şahane Tek kelimeyle eğlerinize salık teşekkürler ederim.

Dönertasche war richtig lecker, super Kalbfleisch und die Portion war groß.

Jeden znajlepszych Kebabów jaki jadłem, polecam !!Frytki Świeże nie pachniały starą fryturą, przy kasie sympatyczna Pani która powitała nas uśmiechem.

Gutes günstigen Essen zur Mittagspause

Arbeiter stinkt! Dadurch liegt ein angenehmer Duft in der Luft.

Muss diesen Dönerladen neu bewerten. Habe einen Super Dönerteller erhalten mit super türkischem Reis. Und der Reis ist das Kriterium. Wenn Ich den bestelle kommen entweder Pommes oder schlechter oder curryreis. Aber hier endlich Super türkischer Teis. Dönerfleisch auch gut.Sose und Salat Und Reis separat. Ab heute meine Empfehlung für Dönerteller bestellen

Früher mal gut.. heute leider nur noch mittelmaß...schade drum.

Mitarbeiter sehr nett, essen lecker.

Immer lecker und freundlich 😋 macht weiter so!!!

Nettes Personal, faire Preise und leckeres Essen.

Da is(s)t man nach 3 Jahren wieder da und der Chef begrüßt dich, als seien gerade mal 2 Tage vergangen. Bemerkenswert! Dieser Mann hat meine Hochachtung, auch für seine Freundlichkeit, die er mitten in der Nacht nach über 12 Stunden Arbeit entgegenbringt! Auf diesem Wege nochmal einen persönlichen Dank an Cheffe und sein Team!

Wie immer einen super Service in Pirates genossen. Das Personal ist herzlich und freundlich wie immer und man fühlt sich einfach wie zu Hause. 🤗 Es gibt hier die besten Steakbrötchen und das leckerste Bier der Stadt! Zudem kann man super bei wunderschöner Rockmusik abfeiern bis morgens um 5Uhr.🤘🏻 (außer Cornona verhindert es 🙄) Danach die Pizza bei Pino‘s Pizzeria einfach ein kulinarischer Genuss und gehört zu einem Pirates Abend einfach dazu.

Beste Adresse, für die genialsten Steakbrötchen und tollsten Schnitzel. Kultige Location, legendäre Crew und die leckersten Getränke. Musikalische Unterhaltung ist immer on Top. Wer dort, sich nicht wohl fühlt, war noch nie da 😜

Ich war dort zwei Mal an frühen Abend zu Gast. Beide Male empfand ich die Lokalität als zu laut und das Personal zumindest bei meinem zweiten (und definitiv letzten) Besuch viel zu unfreundlich. Die Preise für Getränke sind angemessen. Zu den Snacks kann ich nichts sagen. Je später der Abend (insb. am Wochenende) umso weniger würde es mich dorthin ziehen, weil ich "die Meile" (an der das Pirates liegt) aufgrund der Menschen als eher unangenehm empfinde und es dort auf der Südstraße immer wieder unangenehme Vorfälle gibt. Dafür kann das Pirates natürlich nichts, aber es ist für mich eben doch ein Kriterium, denn ich kann das Pirates nicht besuchen ohne mich dort in diesem Gebiet bewegen zu müssen.

Hier findet man eine urige Kneipe vor, in der man sich mit Freunden treffen und einen netten Abend verbringen kann. Zum Bier kann man hier auch einige kleine Gerichte bestellen. Die Steakbrötchen sind unschlagbar gut. Wir kommen gerne wieder.