Döner Kebap Heumarkt Köln in Köln

I've never eaten anything so greasy. The chicken didn't taste good to us. We decided on a Lahmacundöner or Turkish pizza with doner meat, the bread was just completely oily. We liked the kebab after a few bites don't eat anymore. It was inedible for us. Maybe our standards are different too. We personally didn't like the kebab.

There are such decent men among Turks. I came across the opposite in Germany before, they always ignored me instead of helping me. I dropped the doner kebab on the ground and they didn't charge me anything for the second one. Well done to you, Arjadaslar is from Urfa, it is close to my hometown, my hometown is unique, I would like to thank you wholeheartedly and realistically. ...

Too expensive. Small kebab for a high price

It was really just bad and expensive.

The owner doesn't like my bad review, so he goes and requests that it be deleted for defamation. This can only be a joke. That's just how it is with Google. My report was completely fine. I didn't like it and for the very high price I had very little meat in my kebab! You'd better make sure your food tastes good and leave the customers alone who are right to rate you. Without words!

Unfortunately not my case at all... Tastes like plastic.

So it really wasn't great at all, neither the kebab nor the staff. I can't recommend it at all.

That was honestly the worst kebab I've ever eaten in my life. The meat and sauce didn't taste good at all and at a price of €12.

I come from Bavaria near the Upper Palatinate and I really like to eat. The best thing here was the kebab, it was so delicious that I had two. I would love to come back here

For 8.5 euros I expected a lot more, the kebab wasn't bad, but they didn't add enough meat and sauce. The restaurant does not have a toilet.

I don't recommend it, it doesn't taste good

Maybe the food itself wouldn't have been bad... but after we saw the cockroaches on the walls and floor we forgot about it.

The falafel kebab was so dry, I couldn't eat a bite! My request for additional hot sauce was also ignored. Falafel itself was also very bad, the worst falafel I've eaten so far. I had to throw away the food, I couldn't get it down.

Charging €8.50 for a few pieces of chicken and veggies is absurd! That’s like half of what you get elsewhere And the taste didn’t justify the expensive doner. Never again!

For €8 the kebab was an imposition: hardly any meat, poor quality and the salad was old and dry. Completely overpriced and disappointing in taste. Not recommended!

Top worst kebab in Cologne⭐️ If you have to eat here because other restaurants are not available, I would recommend getting a pizza. Although you don't know what to expect when even the kebab in a kebab shop is terrible. €8.50 the smallest kebab in the corner without sauce and…

For me, by far the worst kebab ever!

It's a disgrace that they're trying to have negative reviews deleted on a large scale. The store only had around 3 stars. I'll say it again. The €8 kebab was the smallest and worst looking kebab I have ever bought in my life. And at the CSD Cologne the service was also extremely unfriendly. A disgrace for Google to delete the truthful reviews.

The kebab didn't taste good at all and was also excessively expensive. The meat is of poor quality, the sauce tasted rancid and the bread was extremely dry. I can't recommend this store to anyone.

Für ne schnelle Mahlzeit ganz gut, aber es gibt bessere Döner in Köln. Zudem wird nur ganz wenig Fleisch ins Brot getan, um ganz viel Gewinn zu machen. Des weiteren hat man das Gefühl immer schnell abgefertigt zu werden. Ich kann deshalb nur 3 Sterne vergeben.

For me personally it was the worst kebab I've ever eaten. This is my personal opinion. Portion size and taste were inadequate

Far too small and far too expensive for a kebab. The owner has bad reviews deleted from Google. It's better to worry about the quality of the food instead of taking legal action against bad reviews!

Für 2 döner und 2 dosen cola 19€ bezahlt. Der besitzer muss ja kalkulieren. Preis ist vllt ok, aber döner war für den preis sehr klein und schmeckte leider nicht. Schade

I really enjoyed eating a kebab in Cologne. Communication with the men in English was not fruitful, but with gestures and key words it was possible. It was raining a little and the covered terrace held up. It is likely waterproof. I was able to eat without worrying about getting wet.

Catastrophe! I thought that pizza can't go wrong. But not here. Absolutely not recommended!!

There are rats rounding around here.

Doner kebab with ketchup sauce 👎😂

Simply a rip off. Unfortunately it doesn't taste good at all, the service is very unfriendly and in the end you get ripped off for €3. No go. Please avoid

Absolutely not recommended. Yesterday there were 4 of us in the restaurant to eat kebab and dürüm. We all got veal even though we wanted chicken. The meat was sour and dry, with a very strange taste. All of the waitresses are standing there wearing sunglasses and are not paying attention to the customers at all! The choice of sauces includes a garlic sauce and a kind of “currywurst sauce”, at least that’s how it tasted. My wrap wasn't even warmed up, the Dürüm was cold and tasted terrible! Absolutely not recommended, never had such a bad meal!!

Döner is very delicious, the place is small.

The only good thing was the bread but the bread was too small and I finished it in 2 minutes because it was so small. Besides, for 8 euros it's too much for such a small kebab. This store is terrible. Wasn't even remotely full, what an insult to the kebab!

Doner kebab was very small and didn't taste good either

Smallest döner portion of the world. Average taste, avreage atmosphere.

Due to the location the price is too high. The kebab is standard, not comparable to kebab shops around the corner. You can do it.

One star because you can't give zero! I had to fight with the bread for 5 minutes per bite - because it was tough - and the cocktail sauce (which I only had unmotivatedly slapped on top after I asked again) was not cocktail sauce but tomato sauce. Absolutely disgusting! After half the part it was over. Goes anywhere but there!!!

kebab without tomatoes, the coloring looks somehow wrong; When I bite into it it doesn't remind me of kebab; Selection of sauces is mediocre (Germany is currently 1/4 out, so it's probably also due to the mood but I think that underlines my emotional state

Doesn't taste good at all 🤮 1 pommdöner costs 9€ 👎

Terrible. Turkish pizza has nothing to do with an actual lahmacun. 10 eur for a pizza with meat. Were Lucky to have 4 pieces of kebab. Go somewhere else. Terribly overpriced, unfriendly people.

Overpriced and then a very bad kebab! I have actually never eaten such a bland kebab in Cologne. Doner kebab was half full and bread was limp. Unfriendly service!

Unfortunately very expensive and very small portions. In my opinion, this kebab shop only thrives on events, but the quality is poor.

The food is delicious but the service is terrible. The order in which the orders are processed is arbitrary. Especially when there's something more going on. If you then point out that you have already ordered and are waiting for your food, you will be looked at strangely.

Well, what can you say here... Definitely not cheap in terms of price, normal for Cologne. The employees seem unmotivated, and sometimes you don't understand them at all because they whisper their answers to themselves. However, the food is absolutely devastating. The meat tasted almost like nothing, and the sauces were inedible for many of the group. The cocktail sauce tastes like tomato paste diluted with water; normal tomato ketchup would have been better here. The Dürüm are really ridiculous in terms of portion size, instead of €8 they should cost a maximum of €3 given their size. Fries were okay, they are the normal boring snack fries. Despite being very hungry after a celebration, everyone here returned their plate of leftovers and regretted the visit. With so many alternatives around, it was unfortunately a bad decision not to look at the reviews beforehand.

Unfriendly There's nothing in the kebab But it costs like you bought it from the store

Ok, but nothing more. Portion rather small, service okay. There are better things nearby. More like an emergency contact point at 2 a.m. or so

Okay for quick hunger pangs. In terms of taste, it's on the lower end!!! And just too expensive for that!!!

Super good authentic and homemade Döner!! One of the best in the neighborhood, if you pass by: try it!

This tastes like your typical Turkish meal. Common at every corner but still good just a little more expensive than usual

The smallest kebab 🥙 I've ever eaten. Very expensive and poor service 👎

Bad kebab, very small portion, no good ingredients and the sauce is just put on top

Everything is a perfect quiet place to sit and eat in peace, everything is delicious

Döner is very nice + bersoneli is friendly

The rich treats and döner kebab were wonderful, but most importantly, I liked the tolerance, kindness and hospitality of the employees 🙏

Very delicious food and fast service

Very beautiful and affordable price

Best service in all of Cologne, nice people, very good food, ❤️🌹❤️❤️❤️

Very nice staff and also very tasty food. To recommend 😍

It offers very good service with its new interior and delicious food. The place and the food are great 👌🏻 Doner kebab is eaten in Cologne 😋

Doner kebab is way too expensive and almost only bread.

Just get a hand kebab instead of the normal veal. It was also just the remains of the hand meat. Otherwise the kebab wasn't particularly special. Cocktail party was very strangely spiced. Wouldn't come here a second time. Döner Kamm was quick but there was nothing going on and it was carelessly filled.

Not edible. I'm really not sensitive

The doner was very delicious and the wrap portion was very large and filling. The staff is friendly. Thanks

The worst kebab I've ever eaten. Ordered cocktail sauce, got curry sauce. Once and never again. Not even worth €8.

👋😒Kebab is tasteless and the bread is of low quality- frankly I would not suggest unless you are not too fussed . I have had really good kebab elsewhere

For this price a whopping €36 for 3 kebabs and 4 drinks. The price would be acceptable if the kebabs were tasty, neither the salad nor the kebabs were tasty and then there is still stinginess

My worst döner experience and rude customer service

Without meat it costs the same and way too much onion.

The kebab tastes like your cucumber

We had Currywurst and Pommes, and durum here. They make the durum shawarma in front of you and it was delicious.

Well, the kebab can be expected for a proud €7.90. Then getting a kebab that is half the size of a normal one is already the first But does it at least taste good? Well, to put it bluntly, it was the most disgusting kebab skewer I've ever seen. Of course not self-evident. Recommendation from my side: go to a decent kebab shop.

We ordered a kebab box. Not only was it not of good quality, given the price we were given a small amount of meat and ate more fries. The way of treatment and behavior is not pleasant at all! I needed the bathroom and the employee there told me that we don't have a toilet. It's very interesting:)

They really save on friendliness and meat…

I ordered Dürüm. There's usually meat in there. In this case you have to order an extra meat box. The staff speaks as if they are about to fall asleep and the service is accordingly…

Not even worth a star... never eaten such a bad kebab. Not recommendable!

Doner doesn't taste good and is really small, service is unfriendly! Never been to Cologne but the crime Here's a reason to never come back!

Well, food was more like that. Service unfriendly

What can I say... Staff very unfriendly and the kebab was OK at best No recommendation from me :(

Very good thinner that I ate and cleanliness was also very good good service I'll always come back

Most expensive, worst and smallest kebab I have ever eaten.

Children's kebab and more fat in the meat than anything else. Really bad But quick and good service doesn't make that go away

Small portion and a 0.0 in terms of taste. Whoever goes there has only themselves to blame.

the meat tasteless and cold. The fries were floating in oil. Salad - just salad. Sauces – no sauces, natural yogurt. no spices. I don't recommend it

We took a lahmacun döner. The taste was okay, but the quantity was very low for the price. Enough vegetables, but hardly any meat inside. When pointing this out, the guys working in the place said this was normal and laughed at me for my comment. Last time at this place

Here again there was cheating on a grand scale. Mega prices and then only mega small portions of kebab. And then cheated with the change... POOR. ....

THE OLD KANAKKER JUST SQUIRTS INTO THE SAUCE

Stomach upset 😞🫷🏼after French fries

The kebab here was okay, the price was a little cheaper than in the pedestrian zone. I think it's a shame that the meat is kept in a warming container and isn't served fresh from the spit. The portion size is also more like a children's kebab. With the diverse selection of local options, I wouldn't come here a second time.

Great Döner! Not many Kebap houses that bake their own bread, and it was really yummy. Atmosphere wasn’t great, but we did go there for the food….Wouldn’t mind going back.

Worst service and quality I have ever experienced. He was handling the money and touching the food with the same hands. They were really slow too. Nice spot, but don't eat there you will get frustrated and eat bad food.

One of the worst doner I've ever eaten.🤢🤢

Der Döner ist einfach nur unterirdisch schlecht. Die patzige und unfreundliche Bedienung gibt es gratis dazu. Schade, dass man nicht Null Sterne vergeben kann.

Systematischer Rückgeld-Betrug - Vorsicht!!! Wird permanent versucht und ist wahrscheinlich (leider) häufig auch erfolgreich. Der Döner ist nebenbei unterirdisch und mit Abstand der Schlechteste, den ich in Köln je gegessen habe (und ich habe einige gegessen).

Selten schlechter Döner. Trotz der schnellen Bedienung, war ich nicht überzeugt. Die Menge ließ für die 7€ zu wünschen übrig. Während man woanders für so einen Betrag ein Festmahl bekommt (Adana Kebab Frechen auf dir #1) reichte es hier für eine Portion, die jeden fünfjährigen traurig gemacht hätte, bestehend aus lauwarmem Brot und trockenem Fleisch.

Eten is prima,de sfeer kennen ze niet...maar het gaat om.de snelle hap

Noch nie so einen schlechten Döner gegessen. Das Brot war ungetoastet und dadurch schnell durchweicht. Das Fleisch wurde nicht frisch geschnitten, sondern in einem Topf warm gehalten. Dadurch war es labbrig und geschmacklos. Salat war knackig und frisch. Leider wurde eine furchtbar eklige Sause darüber gegossen, die wirklich das letzte bisschen Geschmack getilgt hat.

Ich habe hier in der Karnevalnacht essen müssen. Leider! So einen lieblosen, zutatenarmen und dafür teuren Döner habe ich lange nicht mehr gegessen. Auch wenn dieser Laden bestimmt den umsatzstärksten Tag hatte und somit wirklich viele Gäste vor Ort waren, fehlten viele Zutaten. Vlt waren sie schon ausverkauft, aber dann müsste man, aus meiner Sicht, mit dem Preis runter gehen. Wenn das allerdings das tägliche Angebot ist, dann Finger weg.

Schlechtester Falafel Döner den ich je gegessen habe. Der Service war unterirdisch und als ich darauf hingewiesen habe, dass ich den Döner ohne Zwiebeln bestellt hatte, wurde ich angeschrien. Wow, danke für nichts.

überhaupt nicht lecker, nichtmal soße haben wir bekommen und das brot war halb roh und das fleisch einfach zäh würde ich keinem weiter empfehlen tut euch das nicht an

Döner schlecht, Cocktail Soße auch und Pommes versalzen

So einen schlechten Döner habe ich noch nie gegessen.. Kaum Inhalt 4gr.Fleisch . Nicht zu empfehlen 😱

Einfach nur schlecht! Kann diese Dönerbude überhaupt nicht empfehlen. Das Fleisch in meinem Döner war in homöopathischer Dosis vorhanden. Davon konnte man einfach nicht satt werden. Die Qualität war auch nicht besonders gut.